Chatteris

December 06

Desperate Dan    




Well this is a much more civilised way to start the day. Leisurely departure at a sensible hour followed by a cup of coffee and a bacon roll at the venue, surely this can’t be a race day??! Well indeed it isn’t for me cos I’m marshalling. It feels like a bloody long time since I last marshalled for a full day, and thinking back it must have been about 18 months ago at Buildwas last year. Looking across the wind and rain-swept course at Chatteris, I decided I’d finally got something right at last. I’ll keep my nice warm coat on and watch the rest get muddy for a change!
Actually, marshalling at Chatteris was always the plan, but we all know what it’s like to turn up at an event to marshal and end up wishing you had bought your bike. Definitely not me this time!
I found myself marshalling the blue tape crossing by the big hay bales, (Giant Haystacks? How appropriate!!!) along with a few hardy other souls, and we divvied ourselves up into a few strategic positions so we could cover all eventualities.

I planted myself on the edge of a ditch, figuring that as the riders were heading into the low winter sunshine, they may miss the braking point and turn-in on the early laps. Having a day-glo honey monster standing directly in front of them should help pick out the end of the short straight before the sharp hairpin.
Good job I did I think, as at least half a dozen riders made a late grab at the brakes as they realised and went down in a splash of muddy fen water. Several others added to the tally over the day to make about a dozen in all, but no injuries I’m glad to report.

I remember smiling as I noticed that the big forklift make it’s way to park-up by our position. We’ve only been to Chatteris a couple of times before, but on each occasion, the forklift has been called in to action to help lift a drowned bike out of the water-filled drains. I didn’t realise just how busy it was going to be for him this time though.
We managed a new record of four bikes into the drains this time, but actually had FIVE riders in there??? How did we end up with that tally? Well Nigel Herring managed to sum up all of his talent to avoid dropping his bike into the mire, but apparently even Nigel wasn’t even able to resist the laws of physics, and finally went over the bars and into the ditch for a swim!
As I said, there were five riders that ended up getting an early bath, but I think the earliest was Ian Clarke (272) who was only on lap 2 when he started the trend. I think Ian summed it up perfectly when he mailed me, so I’ll just use his e-mail to explain what happened;

“As promised, just a quick note to let you know that I was one of the silly sods who put his bike in the Dyke, I’m fine, just a lump on my thigh from my handle bars, the bike on the other hand will need some serious work, it was completely under water at one point. My biggest fear was actually drowning, the bike landed on top of me, I took a lung full of the bog before springing to my feet. Fortunately it was only thigh deep.”

Excellent, and thanks for sharing it with us Ian. He subsequently mailed me again to tell me about the damage, fortunately, despite completely drowning the bike and filling the engine, he has drained it all off and emptied all the water from the engine and had it running again. Hopefully with no further damage, and plans to be at Rendlesham because “thankfully there’s little water there!” (Mind the trees though eh Ian!!!!!)

It was clear early on that a couple of the regular fast boys were on the pace again, with Ben Ilott, Graham Albrecht and Andrew Childs noticeably quicker than the pack. I’m pretty sure I saw Jamie Collins (54) also dicing with Ben too, but then disappeared for a while following a big “off” I was told; He seemed to get out again and get back on the pace though.

Ben’s race didn’t finish incident–free either. His engine had started to vibrate after about the first hour, gradually getting worse. He decided to carry on and hope, until finally the main crank bearings seized about 400 yards from the finish line. I’m not sure if he was lucky or not? With only 400 yards to go, he was able to push in for a finish and grab a load of points, another 400 yards and he’d have been in the medals, alternatively he could have gone bang at the far end of the course and lost the lot by DNF’ing! Anyway, the bike is up on the bench with the engine out. No plans to change the bike, just rebuild it over the holiday period. Have fun Ben!

What was going on with the petrol shortage then? I’ve never seen so many people begging and borrowing petrol? My own guess is that many underestimated the increased consumption caused by the conditions. It certainly looked as if most riders were spinning their wheels in a bid for traction and to keep the tread blocks clear, but travelling less far on their usual fuel load?
Because of our proximity to the pits, we had many riders shouting instructions to their support crews, (OK wives and girlfriends!) to find petrol from somewhere so they could get to the finish. I’ve no idea how many failed to finish due to fuel but I’m guessing a fair few did.

The local weather forecast proved to be spot on, with the rain clearing and the sun coming out to join the chilly wind. Good job too from what I saw as another dose of rain on that course would have made it a pretty miserable day for all I think. From where I was I could see that some parts of the corse had started to dry out a bit , although the long drag up along soide of the drain never seemed to improve at all during the day.

Thanks to all my fellow marshals, the first aid team, and all the TBEC officials not only for another good day’s racing,
but for another TBEC season. The work that goes on behind the scene to keep us racing is amazing, and often not recognised or appreciated. I know for a fact that while the majority of us were slobbing around after Christmas dinner last year, Ray was sorting out hundreds of new timing tags while Ali waded through a stack of membership renewals. I guess most of the committee was busy in some way or another, so a big Thank you and Happy Christmas to all of you.

One final bit of info that may be of interest to some of you.

If Santa is due to visit with new gear this Christmas, make sure he has popped in to a Sinisalo dealer first. I was at the bike show at Stoneleigh talking to them on their stand, as I need a new jacket. Now because of my ample physique, (Giant Haystacks again!!!) getting good fitting gear can often be a problem. Well did you know that Sinisalo offer a made-to-measure service for their stuff? Yup! No extra cost either!!!! The Monday after the show I was straight down to my local dealer (Corby Kawasaki) and while I was there, Sinisalo faxed them through a measuring form which I filled in while the staff measured me up. Normal delivery is about 2-3 weeks I believe, and my new jacket is due any day. I already have their excellent waterproof Enduro Pants (trousers!), and their waterproof gloves (Enduro Comp) are awesome!
If the jacket is anywhere near as good then I’ll be having a very happy Christmas.

See you all in the new Year for more TBEC mud, rain and madness at Rendlesham.

Have a great Christmas everyone

Dan